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Zombieland-rule-8

In Zombieland (2009) the character Columbus recants several 'rules of survival'. Whilst this list is described as having 33 entries, only a fraction are described on-screen although the list was expanded in later promotional videos.

The RulesEdit

1. Cardio

"The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties."

2. Double Tap

3 Beware of Bathrooms

4 Seatbelts

6 Cast Iron Skillet

7 Travel Light

8 Get a Kickass Partner

12 Bounty Paper Towels

15 Bowling Ball

17 Don't Be a Hero. (Columbus changes the rule to "Be a hero" at the amusement park, facing his greatest fear, a clown-zombie, to save Wichita and Little Rock.)

18 Limber Up

21 Avoid Strip Clubs

22 When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out

29 The Buddy System

31 Check the Back Seat

32 Enjoy the Little Things

33 Swiss Army Knife

34 Clean Socks

48 Hygiene

49 Always Have Backup

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